Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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