My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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