why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everything about him screamed your future.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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