I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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