I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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