whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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