he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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