If i come over, it means nothing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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