your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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