Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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