yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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