thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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