My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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