should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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