We're facebook friends in real life
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
organizing the empties. That sober.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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