just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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