I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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