i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Let's get the cat blown out
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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