I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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