Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my being single is dangerous.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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