i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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