True but thats because hes a fetus.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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