I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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