Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
