just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
