Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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