I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize