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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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