Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
