Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im holly from the hills drunk
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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