i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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