dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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