Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.