I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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