But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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