shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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