fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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