Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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