Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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