I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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