If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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