my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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