She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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