no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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