He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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