I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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