Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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