I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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