i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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