using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is