so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.