with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.