doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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