Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
