new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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