Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
