He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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