I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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