he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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