...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Come on in and take your pants off
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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