honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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