Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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