i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
