You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
